snarky-gourmet:

madisondavenports:

definitelyshitty:

tyronesuplac:

definitelyshitty:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

(via ugly)

v3nice:

Someone: Are you taken?
Me: Ya for granted

(via ugly)

unsends:

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

(via ugly)

urbancatfitters:

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good
me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

(via englishlovaffair)

still-holding-on-to-you:

why do people stay longer in my head than they do in my life

(via )

cantcontrolthegay:

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

gradientgod:

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

(via ugly)

unlovde:

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

(via ugly)